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We're all fucking anarchists by HJ

1. a state of disorder due to absence or non-recognition of authority or other controlling systems.


2. absence of government and absolute freedom of the individual, regarded as a political ideal.


The first somewhat describes my teenage years (all of ours I’m sure) and the second somewhat describes our current/future state of affairs.


First off, let’s talk about the anarchy that rages within us all. Whether you’re the most law abiding citizen, cannot break even the simplest of rules, some things definitely get on your tits. A break down of my tv watching this week includes the much anticipated second episode of KUWTK (google it if you don’t know) where Kim (or Kourtney, discuss who started it) attacks her sister in a moment constituting, in my opinion, tv gold. I am an unashamed reality tv junky. Don’t care. Proof that anarchy gets tv ratings with Kris Jenner cheerleading from the sidelines “FUCK HER UP KIM!”

Then I topped it off with a throwback into Louis Theroux’s ‘Extreme Love: Autism’. As difficult as it is to watch, it’s also beautiful as these kids are some of the smartest and funniest. One, Nicky, describes his own state of anarchy when he tells his classmate to stop laughing at him or else, HE’LL STAB HIM IN THE EYE! He was very sorry when he had to report to his teacher but he explained very calmly how he had followed all 4 of the practical steps prior to losing his fucking mind. Sometimes, anarchy is the only way to form order. Can I have an AMEN!


For me, my true anarchy lives within. Sometimes it’s the outrageous thoughts I have towards others or it’s this uncontrollable surge of heat that overwhelms my mind, soul and body where all my own rules are thrown out the metaphorical window.


“Oh yeah, that’s a great idea Hannah, just send that angry text, you’ll feel great” “Eat that whole tub of ice cream, DO IT!” “That’s a great idea, throw it at her, she’s a fucking idiot” (not sure if I ever did that, probably worse really).


Imagine, we currently have a nation, a world full of anarchists in their own right, sending that angry text AND eating that whole tub and then throwing it at their kid, dog, husband or no one “GET ME MORE” or simply creating a modern Corona-day Emin in that corner.


Soon we’ll all be ready for battle. Overturn those 5G lines bitches. It’s a conspiracy led by them reptilians above.

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